February 2012
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Mom, on The Walking Dead
”Sorry I didn’t answer, I was watching the Walking Dead.” “I don’t get that show. It just seems like each week someone new is getting chased by those weirdos.” “Mom, they’re zombies not weirdos.” “They’re weirdos.”
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To celebrate Valentine’s Day, my ESL student and I read and discussed the Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe.
Good day for teaching.
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UGH
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Those floors on the Swiffer commercial
OMG THAT IS DISGUSTING
WHY WOULD YOU LET YOUR FLOOR GET THAT DUSTY YOUR HOME IS UNFIT FOR YOUR PERFECT CHILDREN
before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
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“It was at Prince Azim of Brunei’s birthday party in the middle of the English...”
– - Darren Criss, on the most surreal moment during his meteoric rise. (x) (via aelora)
This is possibly the best quote ever.
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“My windows aren’t dirty. That’s my dogs nose art.”
– Unknown (via dachshund-parade-quotes-and-more)